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What Goes in Course Parties: By Uttam Singh Gill

How Course Party Progresses...

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Time 8 PM:


“Are you feeling something…Oh! No it seems still I need to do more…

Okay Here I bring some glasses…can anyone help me in making drinks for everybody out here…
That’s good…

 

I can see Tyagi coming forward…
Here the Maestro of Holy Water…Thank you Tyagi… are you okay?
I mean to say your hangover…
I can feel you are geared up for the night…Come on buddies get the party rolling…
Andrews could you mind selecting nice music from Rock & Roll to Rock & Dhol…Capt Ian look there inside the kitchen get some ice from the freezer…


Hey Rakesh (Gulati) what you are waiting for pick up your glass…
Umesh look we have catered for sufficient stock of Beer…Chill out buddy…
Let’s raise the toast for our friends and enemies too…Come on Arun (Moudgil) don’t frown …don’t be furious we will explain to you why toast for enemies too…
Let me pour a soft drink for you and RAJBAHADUR TOO…Okay buddies !!!CHEERS!!!

 

PARTY HAS BEGUN: TIME 9 PM:

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Tyagi: “It’s good over here…nice arrangements…Surinder Sharma hasn’t come…” and in one go gulps the drink down to his throat.

Parashar : ”That bugger is always late…”lights up his fag .

Umesh: “This beer is damn good…absolutely chilled “

Bhupi: (With red scarf) Crane out his neck to look towards the entrance…”Oh there he is…agaya…agaya come on Jodh pick up the glass”

Joe (Jodh Singh Dhillon) adjusting his hat…”Kaya baat hey…Liquor is flowing”

Sanjay Anand: “We are meeting after 29 years why not we have fun”

Vishvinder Pathak: Whispers into the ear of Ian…”I think we have sufficient stock”

Rajbahudar:”Don’t worry I have one crate of scotch in the boot of my car; we have enough up our sleeves…to cater for this night”

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PART IS BUILDING UP TIME 10 PM:

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Dile Ram:”What the hell no music yet”, blows his pipe furiously.

Surinder Sharma:”Pehley pee to lay yaar…sub kuch hoga nach gana bhi…We gonna Rock”

Arun Moudgil: ”Kya yar koi vegetarian snacks nahi hey…Waiter koi paneer shaneer ley aao na”

Pwrasahr: ”Abey bhootni key na to tu cigarette pita hey na to meat khata hey..aisa kar ja bahar ja choley kharid key kha…”

Moudgil :smiles disarmingly…
"Parashar tune kabhi nahin sudharna…”

Chouhan:”Nice arrangements …I am really looking at you all people…so much has changed but our basic traits are same”

Tyagi:”Hum Nahi sudhrengey…OTS wale mujhey change nahi kar paye..”

Vajpai: “So happy to be with you all…Oye Jodh yaad hey fire alram par too nangey paire chala gya tha”

Prashar “:Good old days” takes a deep puff…”oye yeh to pura nanga gaya tha..”

 

PARTY IS GEARED UP 11 AM

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Surinder: “I tell you I wish My Co would have heard my suggestion but that ass hole refused to…I tell you he messed up the entire show…I knew he will goof up...and just see what happened…I tell you ..I feel so miserable recalling that…”

Umesh: “Then why you are recalling…I tell you go and charge your glass…”

Surinder: “Oh! Yes..Umesh you are right I tou don’t care CO.. SHIUO…Who cares about them but Umesh I tell you that bugger was a real timid guy…Umesh tuo nahin janta that chap was hell of a chap…I tell you Chap…I know how I lived that time…It was hell…And I know only you Chaps can understand…I tell you I gonna kick his ass…”

Umesh: “Surinder! where is he now…”

Surinder “God knows where he is…I don’t care..I just don’t care…Do you understand…I just don’t care…I tell you what the fun talking about that lunatic…oh! My glass is empty let me pour drink for myself…

Bhupi: “Surinder is right..he is right…very much right..he knows his rights and very rightly he fought for his right..what do you say Tyagi, am I right.

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Tyagi: “You are always forthright in coming out with right things…abey yaar choro is CO-VO ko…Lets have drink and be marry”

Music is on and everybody dancing…

PARTY IN ITS REAL JOLLY GOOD MOOD…

and Venky enters….rest break key bad

My buddies I just thought of collecting some tits and bits of the party…Party is going on…enjoy your drink and keep conversing…

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This is only for fun no offence to anybody!!!!

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Course Mates

Young hooligans thrown together by fate,
Bound together thereafter for life
With the magic word "Course Mate"!

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One gets preference over family & wife,
In a Course-mate's house you can demand a bite,
Whether it is day or middle of the night!

You can borrow his shoes or favorite dress,
And then dump it back in a total mess.

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Course-mates is your friend, philosopher and guide,
Who will stand by you and not take you for a ride!

When in trouble just give a ring,
Problems solved before the bee can sting.

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May not have met for many a year,
But that should not give you any fear.
Just a reference of passing out date,
Brings back remembrances and opens all gates!

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Knows your darkest secrets never to be told,
Even if he is offered a bag of gold.

Will look you in the eye & give a wink,
Come sunset he will join you for a drink.

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Course mates bonhomie cannot be matched,
Conspiracy to break them cannot be hatched.

They are bound together by blood and sweat,
The closest to a person you can ever get...!!

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By... "A Course-mate"

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